March 2010
86 posts
Wow it’s been forever since i’ve been in a Humpty’s.
So full. Omg. Roll me out the door?
There’s blood in my coffee stream…
Have coffee, will travel.
Every day I pass a sign proclaiming ‘ethiopian cuisine’ and think it’s an oxymoron.
Randomly ran into father on bus. Odd.
Have decided wind knows exactly how to get to my skin. It’s currently taking the through my zipper, down my shirt route.
Current bane of my existence: baby shoes and the feet they’re meant to go on.
Cigarette rests between her lips but I’m staring at her tits, it’s the wrong way. #sublime #stuckinmyhead
Sweet baby jesus I think part of the cast of jersey shore is at Tim Hortons.
Last tweet not so random. Franny’s Feet is on. If my shoes took me on adventures, that’d be awesome. I’d want more than I already have.
“what is a deep sea probe?” should not be allowed to answer this while watching kid’s tv. I want to make it dirty.
Every time I watch cartoons, I’m reminded how much I want to do the voice of a character just once.
They’re so serious. ‘Your special mission is…to help Katie build a sandcastle’. Because the world may end if she doesn’t build one.
Though I think i’d rather do a more mature cartoon voice rather than the pre-k sort. These shows annoy me now.
There’s something inherently creepy about a little girl who tries on everyone’s shoes.
Not, you know, literally. But we’ve got gelled hair and ed hardy.
Random wave of the blahs. Unright.
I’m having a random bout of hyper, not really sure why.
Wait a tic. You can get a boxed set of the 2010 Olympic Games? #wtf
You know, all I really want is a free coffee. Why must you thwart me, Tim Hortons? Why?!
RT @czgoldedition: Science is the poetry of reality.
All right, sir. I am wearing jeans and a hoodie, nothing suggestive is showing and my hair’s up in a ponytail. Stop staring, nada to see.
Chrysler crossfire (aka one of my dream cars in the au where I can drive) parked outside screech and schooner. Odd. #willgetjacked
Irony is wearing a Harley Davidson tshirt while passing a motorcycle club.
Watching gossip girl and squeeing. #guiltypleasures
Food bank saw it was my daughter’s birthday this week and have her a gift. #awesome
The food bank is depressing, jussayin.
Some dude is reading the dictionary. Wtf mate?
Long line is long. I may be 80 by the time I get to the front.
I stand corrected. Sports suspension plus an awful stretch of deerfoot equals nausea. #woof
It’s been so freakin long since i’ve had to sit in the back of the car. Probably since we went to Vancouver. Not as uncomfy as I recalled.
#newpetpeeve people who interchange ho and hoe. One is a gardening implement, one is not.
Have noticed a random freckly thing on my hip. Apparently I see these things when my shirt rides up.
Have headache and not really looking forward to spending part of my evening in the food bank. #fail #ohgodno
Currently wishing spawn would stop watching family channel. One more Hannah Montana or Suite Life rerun and I may die of bad acting and mush
Wow. Outside and choking on someone’s perfume with no one in sight.
Not sure if you can read it but that sign says not to park bikes or strollers in the lobby. http://tweetphoto.com/14532750
Dear creepy soccer dads, yes that is a half inch of skin between my jeans and my shirt. Please stop staring! #creepedout #embarrassed
Patience, a gun, a million dollars. #thingsidonothave They need to release the spawn from school now.
http://tweetphoto.com/14529239 For those who asked for pics of said shirt, crappy camera phone shot of it. It has (cont) http://tl.gd/gu3lp
Am thinking my choice to wear a tshirt from the children’s section of walmart on a day too warm to keep my hoodie on was a bad one.
No I’m not singing along to Michael Buble. #shutup #isoam
Being that the avatars on my phone are ridiculously tiny, I’m now against washed out over processed pics. #newpetpeeve
Ahahaha sitting through the rest of ellen so worth the channing booty pops.
Looking at my parents gives me a glimpse of my future self: osteoarthritis and high cholesterol #thanksmomanddad
I won’t lie. I’m watching ellen today so I can giggle over channing tatum doing a booty shake at ellen.
Move, blink, anything other than breathe #thingsicannotbearsedtodo
Did not just thrust arms in the air and yell ‘yatta’ upon getting 100% on a hard song on tap tap revenge. I yelled ‘ha’. #gamernerd
It’s actually quite nice out here even if i’d rather be sleeping right now. But that last bit is why I’m getting coffee momentarily.